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highlightroom:

this says it all!

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Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

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How to be ignored by everyone even by people on the Internet a novel by me

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horticultures:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

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sarkyfancypants:

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zillybooradley:

this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious

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um excuse me

check ur privilege

omfg

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I didn’t run into anyone I know today.

lolsofunny:

Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.

AHAHA! I have days like this.

(Source: goo.gl)

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shavingryansprivates:

where are feelings located on the human body and can i amputate them

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

oh man that feeling when you take your bra off at the end of a long day.

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